clockwork

A safe way of saying "Male Masturbation" in front of an anti-sex snowflake. It comes from the word "Cock-work".

Male 1: Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting yesterday, I was so busy with clockwork that I forgot.
Male 2: Haha gotta love clockwork
Snowflake: Confused yet still acceptable to my terms of vocabulary use and it doesn't seem like it invades nor defies my restrictions of sexually-referenced wording.

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

A Clockwork Oranging

When you force an unsuspecting victim's eyes open so you can make them watch something you like, but they don't.

Since Alex refused to watch Mean Girls, I realized that A Clockwork Oranging him was the only option.

by Chuli-P September 1, 2025

Clockwork

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth

Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023

Clockwork Soldier

From the franchise, Dishonored, Dishonored 2 and Dishonored: Death Of The Outsider. A clockwork machine made by Kirin Jindosh. An expensive piece of a robot, made to guard mansions, grand palaces and military structures in general.

Person 1: "Have you seen one of those Clockwork Soldiers? Those weird robots?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're expensive as fuck!!"

by soma !! June 12, 2023