catfood

Drugs, of smokable nature

Smokin' catfood, tokin' catfood, ready to pap you if we have to

by odawg December 1, 2007

catfight

catfight: usually used to describe two girls/women who are mucho pissed at each other, and after a few girly insults they fight, normally by scratching each other, slaps, pulling hair, and other cliched catfight methods.

note: men seem to find these catfights extremely amusing. perhaps, for the same reason that lame college guys have a thing for lesbians. the reason, exactly? we may never know.

Tori: Rea, did you really hook up with that loser Ty at Carson's party? You are such a slut!
Rea: Don't be a gossipy bitch.
Tori: What the hell did you just call me?!
Rea: A gossipy bitch. Which is what you are.
Tori: *slaps*
Rea: HELL NO!
*catfight*
Carson: Oh, dude! Chicks fighting!
Ty: Awesome!

by doesthatmakemecrazy? October 20, 2006

Caffuffle

A caffuffle can be a mess up, misunderstanding, cock up, mistake, error etc..

Recently used in the UK show: "little britain"

Last week i wrote my surname in the first name box. It was a right caffuffle!

by Chriso20 January 13, 2005

Cabfudge

When one has the sudden urge to go number 2 while riding in the back of a taxi. A "Cabfudge" takes place when a person can no longer control this urge and lets go in the back of a taxi, hence the word "Cabfudge."

I had so much food last night that in the taxi I took a huge Cabfudge right in the back seat

by yo momma n uranus December 10, 2008

cafufflicate

A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!

Tarquin came over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.

by Prokarenadol March 15, 2010

Catbum

To draw the face of a cat using pen or eye liner on someone else's posterior. Sometimes using a foreign object as a nose (such as a marble).

She posted pictures of his catbum online.

by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010

Catfishing for compliments

When someone lacking in confidence creates a hotter online persona to get attention from the opposite sex.

Morgan had low self esteem so she made a fake profile using her gorgeous cousin Heather's pics and went catfishing for compliments.

by Drinny5 September 6, 2013