cancerism

Any ideology that strives for a more disfunctional society

To activly work for inequality is cancerism

by Vendanis August 25, 2016

cancerator

An object that may cause and/or increase the risk of cancer, specifically by emitting deadly radiation. Cell phones are an example of an object that would fall into such a category.

"Dude, give me a call later on your cancerator. Oh, and I hope you don't catch cancer, man."

by PenguinPants April 02, 2008

Cancer

OMG CALLING BOSS BABY AT 3 AM WHILE SPINNING FIDGET SPINNER WHILE DRUNK MINECRAFT CREEPER IS ON THE PHONE (insane)

That video is cancer.

by EblastGamz May 14, 2020

Cancer

A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer

by IDKK_KKK April 02, 2018

Cancer

Jake Paul

Billy: How did you get cancer?
Larry: I watched Jake Paul.

by TH47 May 01, 2018

Cancer

A 13yr old called Jacob Sartorious who thinks he is loved by someone.

Jacob: When you go to sleep that night...

A normal person: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I have cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( the ear type)

by SUN GODE DOGE June 25, 2017

Cancer

Jake Paul

man that YouTuber Jake Paul gave me damn Cancer

by alexjk2004 December 08, 2017