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callahands

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession
“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”
by hottiebaddielibbie June 22, 2021
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Callahan Fl

A mostly white hellhole in Northern Florida
It's crawling with racist and homophobic Republican hicks. Has a population of a little over 1,000, but has a fuckton of churches. Most boring place on earth. If you're a minority, old white people will give you looks of disgust and fear. Don't live here!
I almost got shot by a bible thumping hillbilly in Callahan Fl when he saw my Ridin' With Biden flag
by ericcman July 4, 2021
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callamyster

A youtuber/vlogger who supports the team Wycombe Wanderers
Wow did you see Callamyster's latest video it is the best one he has uploaded. Callamyster
by YoujustgotVECTORED September 18, 2020
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Callaghaning

A person who likes to cry over the small things in life for no reason.
Dude! Did you see Gavin yesterday? He Callaghaning again over his penis
by 12inchesofme January 30, 2016
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calamitybrit

A real legend of a youtuber who is just brilliant. Although he never uploads. But he is also very British so big plus there j guess.
Hey did you hear CalamityBrit uploaded?
Oh wow. I'm no longer suicidal
by Chonkyboy24 October 8, 2020
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Calamus

Calamus:Alula is my sister, I can't lose her...
by Calamusbird September 11, 2023
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parker county calamari

Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...

...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?

“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”

“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”

Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”

“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
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