Bump buzzard

A human scavenger of illicit narcotics

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "

by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

lauren buzzard

A little rat that is very pretty (sometimes), makes sometimes dumb decisions *cough*bangs*cough* but overall a decent rat.

Have you seen Lauren Buzzard today?
No but her family keeps getting into my house...my dads tired of rats being there.

Also has a theme song: (add https:/ to beginning of link) youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8

by The little rat March 28, 2019

Kentucky Fried Buzzard

Another name for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Used in some parts of Ontario, Canada.

"Let's get a bucket of Kentucky Fried Buzzard."

by Steve MacThrusters January 28, 2008

Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

something so rank it cannot be described

That kid's b.o. would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by spandex tubetop December 2, 2003

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

ghetto buzzard

A police helicopter.

Damn, I dint sleep cuz dat ghetto buzzard circlin' all night.

by Omar O. Ungh June 8, 2012