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by Hermitinseaforth April 10, 2010
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Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"
by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009
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buttfuck

A place or location of little worth or value, Often used to describe a small country town.
Can be used in conjunction with a State or Country to give a sense of actual locality.
(A telephone conversation)
"Hi Mom"
"Hi Sweetie, where are you calling from?"
"Buttfuck, Tennessee - Mom, Have you seen my inhaler?"
by 45tr0 April 12, 2006
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buttfuckit

Another term for saying "fuck it" but in a nastier way of using a play on words. (can also be spelled "but, fuck it!"
Gal: Should i buy this shirt?
Pal: You know your mom has one similar to this one?
Gal: But I like this one
Pal: She has the same one! Ahh, buttfuckit! just get it
by Jess Mtz June 10, 2007
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buttfuck

To ram someone hard in their ass... nice to do to girls who are willing!
I am going to bum you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Winston August 26, 2003
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buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.
Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(
by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005
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Don't BUTTFUCK Me!

01.) to scam, cheat, try to pull the wool over someone's eyes

02.) a solid win over an opponent

03.) an obvious lie
01.) "Don't buttfuck me, bro."

02.) "That was a good buttfucking I gave those 7 year olds on the basketball court."

03.) Kenny: I just saw biggie smalls walking into the bank...
Stevie: No you didn't!
Kenny: Yes, I did...
Stevie: "Don't buttfuck me!"
by Brooklyn Mint October 20, 2011
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