Buttflake

A motor vehicle driver that, when turning left, does not enter the nearest correct lane.

Stupid buttflake! Now I can't change lanes!

by #1Fanilow November 13, 2006

Buttfreckle

A made by hand creation with eyes and "freckle" on its backside that brings joy to a huge base of people, including autistic children who respond to the variety of colors and textures of yarn used in their creation.

We just love our Buttfreckles!

by DayzMommie September 22, 2012

buttfuck tattoo

An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tattoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.

My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.

by DoDad May 28, 2006

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

Buttflix

The name given to a bad movie ordered from netflix. "Buttflix" is used as a noun, which takes the place of the movie. So one would say, "That movie I watched from netflix last night was a definite buttflix."

"Dude, the movie Crossover was a total buttflix, never order it."

by Stevo-K January 1, 2010

buttfuck nowhere

Seaforth, Nova Scotia

"Hey man where you from?"

"Seaforth, Nova Scotia"

"Man thats the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Hermitinseaforth April 10, 2010

Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!

"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009