butterhealth

(noun)

a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished

"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"

"Yeah, you hit that?"

"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."

"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"

by nyaaron January 29, 2010

Butterhamsock

To hit someone with a sock filled with frozen butter and ham.

I will butterhamsock you, I swear.

by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018

Buttered Bread

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)

Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!

by grimesenberg December 22, 2015

Beavis and Butthead

Funniest show ever aired on MTV. their ratings were killed when those corporate fuckers took it of the air. they still show reruns on MTV.

I need tp for my bunghole.

by countrygirl January 1, 2005

Beavis and Butthead

An awesome show and movie

Pilot: AHH! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE COCKPIT!!!
Butthead: huh-huh u said..
Pilot: GET OUT!!

here is another


Beavis: Hey butthead. this book totally kicks ass, this one dude puts a leaf on this chicks schwong
Butthead: huh-huh cool

by Beavis and butthead fat June 10, 2003

Beavis and Butthead

What was the best motherfucking show on tv, before the corporate cocksuckers at MTV took them off!

Butthead: "Shut up, Beavis!"

by zook July 17, 2005

buttered muffins

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

by mista pimp December 18, 2009