Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

ButtCracker

A lucky nutcracker consisting in looking like you just hit your nuts really hard but you actually got penetrated in the butthole

“Bro I just got a super lucky ButtCracker!!!”
“Everyone thought my bits got wracked but the post actually went right up my crack, what a butt cracker!”

by Jill Semen October 3, 2022

Buttchicken

A devastating pg insult

Person A: you're such a buttchicken

Person B: *cries in devastation*

by mayawithay May 12, 2023

Bumchucker Willy

A mean mother fucker

Bumchucker Willy was chucking a cause, he was a mean mother fucker you could tell by his balls. He had 100 ladies lined up on the wore, swore by the bible he'd fuck 'em all. Got to 98 and his balls were blue, drunk a pint of whiskey, fucked the other two. Went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Bumchucker Willy your balls are dead!". Bumchucker Willy, went to hell, Fucked the Devils Wife and the Devil as well !

by WayneSwan April 2, 2025

Buttchucks

A nunchuck type device used rectally by one or more people. Also used in Buttchuck battles

Kirby proved he had the superior grip by winning the golden buttchucks tournament

by Lingeross May 17, 2025

buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.

A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.

by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025

Kentucky Buttfucker

Kentucky Bourbon, Fireball, Redbull.

Tell him we want TWO Kentucky buttfuckers, I can see everything in it from here!

by deenjiee November 27, 2025