buttmunch

Donald Trump is a buttmunch

Our new president, Donald Trump, is such a buttmunch.

by Alsonotme December 14, 2016

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

buttmunch

someone who u generalli dont like and describe them as a 'buttmuncher'

i dont like you. your a buttmunch

by gavin May 13, 2005

Buttmunch Border Hopper

I mixed boy with a mustache who looks slightly mexican and is a big jerk.

I know! He's a Buttmunch border hopper, that's what he is.

by rockinrollinv.v December 29, 2010

buttmuncher

a person who munches on butt

a___ is a buttmuncher

by tommy n January 25, 2007

but munch

The act of munching man bum as demonstrated by Edd Head Bert

Egg head had a man give him a but munch

by BF June 18, 2006

buttmuncher

one who loves to munch in and around the asshole from time to time.

Alex and Jake were the number one buttmunchers the night because there buttholes became soggy

by Gunther69 February 19, 2010