Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".

Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.

by JohnF November 27, 2003

Bumper cars

When two guy smash their cocks together until the other busts

Bumper cars

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Puss Bumper

It can be many things; typically referred to as the pussy lips that guide the erect penis inside the vagina canal. Also known as bumpers in bowling for people who are bad at bowling.

Damn! Thats a fat puss bumper!

That puss bumper guided me in like a rocket.

I didnt know where to go, but the puss bumper directed me to the sweet spot.

by Truman Wojski November 20, 2018

fuzz bumper

1. A lesbian 2. A woman who likes to bump fuzz.

by Sammy Jenkis January 23, 2003

conversation bumper

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.

The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.

by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020