by El Capitan! July 06, 2009
A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".
Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.
by JohnF November 28, 2003
It can be many things; typically referred to as the pussy lips that guide the erect penis inside the vagina canal. Also known as bumpers in bowling for people who are bad at bowling.
Damn! Thats a fat puss bumper!
That puss bumper guided me in like a rocket.
I didnt know where to go, but the puss bumper directed me to the sweet spot.
That puss bumper guided me in like a rocket.
I didnt know where to go, but the puss bumper directed me to the sweet spot.
by Truman Wojski November 20, 2018
Bumper cars
by Jeff5362874 October 07, 2020
The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.
Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.
by mangledsaxon March 01, 2012
by gregory5579 January 23, 2012