angry bullrider

when you're unknowningly hiding in the closet with another friend, and your homie is doing a chick preferrably from the back. Before he ejaculates, you run out of the closet with a camera recording them thus making your homie decide whether to stop and beat the shit out of you, or finish cumming, then proceed to work your mouth, thus becoming an angry bullrider. The 2nd person hiding in the closet then times how long the person with the camera lasted before getting punched in the face.

Ieszer: oh baby, i'm about to cum.
Bruce: SURPRISE!
Ieszer: WHAT THE FUCK? get the hell out of my room!
Jeff: ahahaha... took the angry bullrider 8 seconds to punch Bruce in the face.

by porkizzle the thrizzle November 10, 2008

Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!

Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)

by anonymusblood January 12, 2012

Dutch Bullride

When while having sex, each time the male thrusts into the female's vagina/anus, the male farts.

Friend: So what do you do with your girlfriend when you two feel kinky?

You: We would Dutch Bullride all night.

Friend: Well, I best be getting home...

by Dutch Bullrider January 9, 2011

louisiana bullride

As you're tonguing a she-male's gooch (or grundle)on the dryer, maneuver your body around for anal penetration, and while doing so, administer a hefty slap to his/her testicles, put the dryer on fast, and ride it out.
Works best at laundromat, or your neighbors garage.

Billy: So I was giving the Louisiana Bullride to Pat yesterday, but I forgot to put a quarter in the dryer!
Jeffy: WOAH
Billy: Yea, Pat was super pissed that it's balls weren't swinging like they should
Jeffy: You mean, no thwapping?
Billy: Bro....

by J effy D'Jour November 16, 2007

Bullrider

A person who lives on bullshit, or is considered 'full of bullshit'.

She lied to me again! She is such a bullrider!

by Shalissa the First February 18, 2015

mexican bullrider

Someone who cums inside you while eating tacos and crossing the border

I love my Mexican Bullrider daddy

by Ccgghg January 20, 2018

bullride

When you put your dick inside of your sexual partner and take some other girls name.

Person A- Did you know Rafi went on an insane bullride last night because he is an asshole

by OTW2FYB October 10, 2019