brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

bronze trash

Being very bad at League of Legends.

Rikardo Georgiev is bronze trash. >:) bronze

by not bronze xDD April 20, 2018

Brunch Body

As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.

Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.

by millenilols June 16, 2019

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

Max Brundell

A gym bro with with huge gains gifted to him by the powers of gold standard, its rumored he can bench 140kg after consuming a tub of pre workout. This breather is found blasting siren in his SAAB 9000, stealing your girl at unipol and tacking into the nearest bin on his 8th long white of the night.

Female 1: "Did you hear that sick DnB mix at leith Liqour last night?"
Female 2: "Yeah, must have been Max Brundell in his SAAB 9000"

by MoaSky June 2, 2020

mexican brunch

A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.

Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!

by Bcpseudonym August 2, 2020

The Bronze Jade

The Bronze Jade is an NBA celebrity currently playing for the LA Lakers. He has a net worth of over 1 billion dollars and is one of the best Players in the league.

Person 1: Who tf is The Bronze Jade
Person 2: kys

by FemboyLover_WasTaken September 19, 2022