bronson

bronson is a potato. i edited bronson onto a potato. i saw no difference. bronson is a potato.

omg did you see the picture of bronson on a potato?? i saw no difference!!

by tuigbviurbfviuprf\ September 25, 2019

Brenson

the worst ship to ever exist with no development or chemistry.

Did you see that brenson scene last night?

Yes, I through my shoe at the tv.

by oh little barchie November 8, 2019

jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.

everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

Troy Bronson as Joseph W. Kennedy

From random guy in Ukraine's "+380" to the atomic age, Troy's Joseph Kennedy pivot to nuclear science and luminary discovery for Oppenheimer himself.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that playing Kennedy?
Person 2: That's Troy Bronson as Joseph W. Kennedy in OPPENHEIMER, a huge piece to the bomb puzzle and directional mastery of secret character.
Person 1: He sure desTROYed with that plutonium discovery!
Person 2: Time for another viewing!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

cooter bronson

Just another word for your vagina

I have a big fat cooter Bronson.

by Cooterbronsonowner September 10, 2023

Bronson

can of beer, specifically used in reference to a cheap, watery beer such as Bud/Coors light.

Typically used in conjuction with the subject-descriptor "hoser"

Get off your lazy ass and toss me a Bronson, you hoser! The game is about to start!

by Evan Smethurst December 15, 2003

Bronsonite

The hardest material known to man.

Charles Bronson is made of pure Bronsonite.

by Face Stabber September 11, 2005