bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

Uwe Boll

a German film director so bad (namely for his video game adaptions) that he makes the other bad film directors look like Oscar contenders

Uwe Boll's video game movies are so bad that they're funny

by extreme133 June 20, 2010

Bollied

To be Potted out the game off Marijuana High in the sky off that Bollie.

Daymn that Sour Deez got me hella Bollied!!!...

by BnEeZy August 26, 2009

dogs bollocks

the best thing ever, not to be confused with bollocks!

that weed is the dogs bollocks!

by pump June 4, 2003

Bollix

IRISH:
A greeting embellishment (friendly)
A derogatory description of a person
Of or relating to the gonads of a male
A statement of falsehood
A negation of a proposition

Greeting: Maher, ya auld bollix, how are ya?
Derogatory description: He's a useless bollix, that Maher

by John Savage June 4, 2003

bollocks on a bulldog

Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.

Bloke 1: "Fuck me sideways! She's had a tit job!"
Bloke 2: "Like bollocks on a bulldog mate!"

by flatster November 12, 2005

Bolla Complex

Exhibited in individuals who tell various stories where they subtly describe how they are better than everyone through the use of the story

Example: i don't know to read sheet music, but i can just play every song perfectly

Wow talk about a Bolla Complex!

by bolla's complex November 21, 2010