steaming the broccoli

A phrase commonly used by black people, to refer to smoking marijuana

Yo Doug, we steaming the broccoli later tonight?

by Fredward503 June 28, 2009

broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.

“My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”

by BroJules December 11, 2021

broccoli journalism

Newspapers & other media insistently & usually patronizingly telling us things we already know or can work out for ourselves on the basis this information is "good for us"

Mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. She hated this kind of broccoli journalism.

Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.

by aspwitch May 6, 2010

burnt broccoli

the classification of a fart that smells horrible and closley resembles the smell of hot broccoli sometimes making you want to throw up.

dude i just made burnt broccoli, it smells like dead baby! take a wiff!

by filly fart a bunch October 11, 2006

Broccoli headass

Some dude (probably named De'von) who's curly, greasy, hair resembles that of a broccoli.

Yo that dude is 100% a broccoli headass.

by RuthleSS Chaos August 21, 2017

broccoli slut

A permiscuous vegetarian. One who prances around singing the evils of meat consumption, yet can't seem to keep their oily digits off of some hard dick.

My ex-girlfriend. She makes me want to curdle. "The broccoli slut couldn't seem to grasp that she was, in fact, also addicted to pork."

by Wolfie Campbell July 12, 2006

eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

by mvolfman December 7, 2010