Specialists and overseers of truth and enlightenment, we are recognized for the worship and appraisal of BREAD.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.
Bread.
And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.
Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.
It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.
Amen.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.
Bread.
And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.
Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.
It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.
Amen.
Yo I was just accepted as an apprentice into the bread cult and yo their cult parties littt it was me and fifty other chicks and we was in the middle of the crowd playing chess, without the chess.
Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
by breadcultツ September 6, 2016
Get the bread cult mug.THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by who says I have a plan? July 18, 2020
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the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...
Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.
by carpet bagger July 20, 2011
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Get the bread squeezer mug.When your such a clown that your not even considered a clown anymore. You're considered something even more stupid.
Basically the superiority to clown
Basically the superiority to clown
by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021
Get the clown bread mug.a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
by pigaloo September 30, 2009
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