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Bran stalked

when someone focuses on you too hard. Would literally sniff your butt hole to know if the date and time they last marked that you pooped, indeed happened.

from Bran Stark's magical ability to predestine hodor into a door holder, so he can watch how Jon Snow was made and eventually get to be king.
"I bran stalked Bran Stark for this brand new bran man"-the ice king, season 8 of throw of games
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Bran Calvert

Bran Calvert is somebody who is a ketamine monster, he Hoovers up the bag of ket faster than the last drop of water in a African well. The Lifestyle of Bran 🥄 doing ket and pulling munters
“Oh look there’s bran Calvert
by Mr mcgregor UFC July 9, 2022
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Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
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Dinas bran

A school in the middle of nowhere (llangollen) and parents think they’re sending their kids to a good school when actually it’s the skattiest and rummest of them all, you will see many girls walking round with barely a skirt. And the lads r just cunts.
Hahah they’re from dinas bran eee get gone
by 123cookiecutter June 9, 2020
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lil bran

Lil Bran is an artist to out for in 2019
by Rebecca Sky June 23, 2019
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Bran

Bran is god, creator of lightning, father of the small one, and lover of turtles.
If we don't find Bran a turtle he will kill us with his lightning powers.
by Hahapeepee March 4, 2020
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ben bran

A good fuck.
If you been Ben Bran’ned then you got fucked good.
“Mate did you see that? He fucked her good, she got Ben Bran’ned
by Gandapanda November 9, 2017
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