stop acting brand new

Acting like u were never fake

Stop acting brand new you liar

by Clap1234 May 16, 2016

you win a brand new back hand

somthing said following an idiotic comment.

someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"

by your faddah April 27, 2008

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010

your brand new obsession

<3 luv u jake <333

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession

by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018

new brand

A replacement for a bf or gf.

Boy, I found you a new brand to take your mind off that last girl you's with.

by Kooman October 18, 2017

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017

brand new sentence

brand new sentence is what you say when someone texts you or says something you genuinely don't understand. whether it's bad grammar or straight up ancient messapotamian, brand new sentence means you have no idea what they mean.

tony: "wyh wiold yin dup tauh"
timmy:"brand new sentence right there"

by raging lesbian womp womp December 27, 2023