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Stop acting like a Brad!!!!!!
by Mrs Brunner December 10, 2020
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To accidentally get off the elevator at a floor that is not your intended destination.
That woman pushed the button for floor 35 but got out at 33... she pulled a brad.
by PMKH November 2, 2008
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(brād)

Business.

that with which a person is principally and seriously concerned: Words are a writer's business.

of, noting, or pertaining to business, its organization, or its procedures.
Words are a writer's brad.

That is serious brad.

Wow, that guy means brad.
by BradMeansBusiness April 22, 2010
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Extreme frailty and sensitivity. A trait possessed by weak, passive males. These people are often confused with small, female children. Their main diet consists of smoothies, bananas, and frappaccinos. They are NOT strong.
Wow, did you see that brad try and dunk on that kid's hoop?

Hey, did you see that small girl try and reach that banana from the tree? Oh, no that was a brad. Get the poor kid a ladder.
by dmcl December 15, 2008
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The act of breaking up with your girlfriend via large text message, never talking to her again and then getting bitches the next day!
Forrest-dude you broke up with your girl?
Hunter-yeah I pulled a Brad!

Kevin-I heard your girlfriend wasn't putting out?
Jared-it's ok i'm gonna go Brad on her friday!
by sixpackboy5 April 21, 2011
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Someone or some thing that likes the fact he has massive boobs and goes out with mouses, yes the animal. He tends to think he is preety cool but actually is a preety big queer. This thing looks like an alian fetus that was born in a frogs scrotum an brougt up ny monkeys in the wild, but when he found a way to eat he wouldnt stop, which now has lead to his overgrown nipples which i think have started to form a milky substence when you squeeze them.
This thing also plays loads of really faggy games and talks about them because he thinks people will just be like, oh whatever, when really there thinking, wow this guy is a queer fag/ homosexual nerdy homosapian . 1253t3{}
HE IS A 1337HACK3R
He has no balls, full stop, literaly no balls and this string like thing he tends to call his dick. But i cant find any similarities between his rectum and a normal human beings.
This brad thing hates, and i mean HATES VAGINA!!! he vomits all over his titties when he thinks about it.
A nickname i like to refrence him as is "Ranga pubes" or "LOL, see that guy over there he has ranga pubes"
And now to finish of my description of an alian fetus, born and broght up with humans, by saying one thing.
BRAD HAS A MANGINA!!!!
and ranga pubes
And is a fat ass
wow i could go on forever
Is is cold or is brad sitting with us

wow brad you smell like shit today, along with every other day

You know what brad, i hate you

wow shutup you a brad. (goes off crying)
by Troll..... November 5, 2011
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