The Susan Boyle Treatment

A sex act in which one handcuffs a woman to a treadmill, and rails the s*** out of her.
Also known as "The S.B. Treatment"

Greg: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "It was pretty correct! We went back to my house and I gave her The Susan Boyle Treatment!"

by Otto Seelbach December 13, 2010

joseph daniel boyle

Long haired fuck. Looks like Henry Danger. Got mugged off by Izzy.

Bro that guy is such a Joseph Daniel Boyle he got mugged off before he could ask a girl out.

by Don’tTouchMyCock567 October 22, 2018

The Susan Boyle Effect

When something terrible surprises you when it turns out to be mediocre, thereby juxtaposing the aforementioned terrible something making it appear brilliant.

Susan Boyle is a fugly man-woman. Her singing voice, however, is very average. Because she is so damn ugly, this surprised everyone into thinking her singing voice was angelic. It isn't.

Steve: The Wizard of Oz was a great film...

James: No it isn't. It just appears that way because it was made in a period when all other films were in black and white.

Steve: Aah, the Susan Boyle Effect!

by Acoustic JB October 9, 2009

Sean Boyle desperate

When someone is so desperate you get laid they go to such extreme length such as to try and shag a girl while she is on her period

What was Alex like at the party?

He was totally Sean Boyle desperate to get laid

by Therockycocker January 4, 2014

dillon michael boyle

Best person in the world and a loving friend!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow I love Dillon Michael Boyle

by Dillon Gather Sincom November 15, 2017

Frankie Boyle Syndrome

When one over uses funny jokes to such an extent that the jokes themselves become unfunny. As seen in the "comedian" Frankie Boyle.

You've over-used that joke so much! You got Frankie Boyle Syndrome?

by Dill Wum July 19, 2009

Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States)

The greatest leader the world could ever offer, the first French man to stand up against Hitler in the Holocaust 2044 reboot. He is a sweet friend that is always up for a chat. He also likes tea and cake. He does not like Madame boyle and abuses her very much harder than Chris brown.

Monsieur Boyle (52nd president of United States) slapped Hitla in za face

by Monsieur Boyle February 8, 2020