Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010

Bought The Farm

Passed away. Expired. Vacated this worldly plain. Snuffed it.
Also Throw a seven

Mrs Tiggywinkle? It's PC Bobs, here. I'm afraid I have some upsetting news. Your husband was crossing the M4 and, well I'm afraid he bought the farm. Squashed flatter than a witch's tit. He was.
We scraped Him up as best we could. He's in this bucket. I shouldn't look if I were you.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

bought a zone

Just bought an ounce of Weed

We just bought a Zone, goin to get high as hell!

by B~Money August 3, 2006

bought the shirt

when you have been in the same situation as someone before, derived from "going somewhere and buying the shirt from that place as a souviner"

"My final is worth 50% of my grade. I could fail the class tomorrow!"
"I've been there, done that, bought the shirt."

by Wallseer August 25, 2008

you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008

bought and paid for

IN BRIEF: When you no longer do anything else for anybody or anything.

1ST EXAMPLE:
VIRGIL: Arent you gonna warn me of my constitutional rights?
MERCER: No need to. You were already bought and paid for.
----------THIS WAS BASED ON VIRGIL GETTING RATTED OUT BY FREDDIE FROM THE MOVIE "BOILING POINT."

2ND EXAMPLE:
DAUGHTER: Daddy give me some money.
FATHER: Girl here. You get mad if I said you were bought and paid for.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 13, 2009

We Bought a Zucchini Burger

A special burger that comes with zucchini

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We Bought a Zucchini Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018