Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 19, 2010

burning the candle at both ends

An English idiom meaning to work long hours without rest. Working late into the night and beginning again early in the morning.

Joe: You're eyes are black sockets, you need some sleep man!

Snowflake: I've been burning the candle at both ends trying to finish this 509 paper.

by mikwat May 24, 2004

playing for both teams

Having a bisexual orientation/tendencies.

She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.

by LDizzle July 6, 2008

swing both ways

Someone who has no sexual preference to male or female, or would do either. See bi.

I usually do guys but no worries I swing both ways.

by Lindsay S June 19, 2006

looking over both shoulders

action. how every black joke starts

John: Hey Joe, how does every black joke start?

Joe: How?

John: (answers by "looking over both shoulders").

by Junior, Jr. July 3, 2008

hands both ways

when a boy or a girl has received and given the act of fingering and a hand job.

furthest i've been is hands both ways.

by permiscuous. January 28, 2011

Swings both ways

A person are who enjoys having sexual relations with both sexes. It refers to both having sexual relations and relationships with both sexes.

Girl: Oh i heard you were thinking of hooking up with Anna
boy: yeah shes hot but i was thinking of calling mike
Girl: OH! you swing both ways.
boy: only for fun plus the sex is good.
boy: dave also swings both ways
Girl: no, way
boy: way!

by Quitelate June 11, 2006