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boston cream

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina and he then eats the seamen
Babe fill me!
Now eat it like a Boston cream!
by The Pocket man January 30, 2017
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Boston cream

A Boston cream is when an individual consumes an entire pack of Oreos the night before having sex. He then shits in his hand, and smears it on the lady's fupa In a cake decoration type way, and proceeds to give her a creampie.
My date looked like she loved doughnuts, so I gave her a Boston cream.
by Phunkyspunk September 29, 2022
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Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.
by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021
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Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.
“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 25, 2022
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boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!
by Musky2248 November 30, 2019
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The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
by Annib March 4, 2022
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Boston cream

When you're in Boston and another person creams on your face
"Dude I was in Boston last night and this guy totally came on my face"
"Omg...... you got Boston creamed"
by walkerwalker July 23, 2017
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