"Brett totally perjured himself when he claimed that boofing actually meant farting, in the context of engaging in benign college hijinks with his buddies, not being repeat offending
blackout drunk sexual predators after shoving tubes up each other's asses and pouring beer into them.
"Somehow I reached the ripe old age of 46 before learning about the charming practice called 'boofing' courtesy of
Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh from "The Party of Family Values."