boobertunities

optimal boob and or breast gazing/ogling opportunities

"Dude you you should come to the pool with me, there will be ample boobertunities."

by manny-katles-jojojo September 27, 2010

Booberexia

where you have small boobs and u think they're huge

"dude, that chick has booberexia!"
"no way!"

by sebroadie May 28, 2006

Booberfail

The uberfail of boobs (a cups/training bras)

Guy 1: Omg Stacy is soooooo pretty!
Guy 2: Shes got a nice face but shes a booberfail

by that_guy_you_once_met May 4, 2011

Boobergy

Energy derived from female breasts

It was the fourth quarter and Tony was feeling tired until his girlfriend flashed him giving him boobergy to finish the game.

by DaArmenianBootyWarrior April 30, 2014

boober

a mentally ill gay person aka a ranboo stan

omg look that person is wearing ranboo merch they must be a boober

by boober420 December 25, 2021

Boobery

1. Shinanigans, often used to describe a random plot of events

Related items:

1. Malboobery: bad shinanigans
2. Proboobery: good shinanigans
3. Proboobero: a human who does good shinanigans

4. Malboobero: a human who does bad shinanigans

"Sorry I'm late, a lot of boobery came up."

-anonymous

"Fredrickson, quit your malboobery and come over here this instant!"

-Queen of England

"I just went to a Save The Trees march. You know, that kind of proboobery and shit."

-YouTuber

"I consider myself a proboobero. I'm a good human, I promise."

-Tinder

"Your mom is a malboobero."
-Todd (just random old Todd)

by Orange Florange April 3, 2022

equal boobertunist

noun: a person who loves any and all boobs.
one who does not discriminate amongst breasts; big, small, flat, saggy, long, lumpy, wrinkled--they are all awesome.

He's a equal boobertunist. He loves all boobs, in spite of size or age.

by silvertulie October 5, 2010