boner slime

ejaculate and/or jizz

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix

by iamhellcat March 14, 2014

Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner

" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

Boner Smoke

Boner Smoke is a made by pants that extremely bunch and bulge in the crotch area beyond normal man bulge and when someone goes to grab the bulge it appears that you have made the boner disappear like a magic trick. Poof! Its gone? Boner Smoke!

She went to grab what she thought appeared as a large boner. Poof! She finds no boner just 2 balls and flaccid penis. POOF! Its gone! BONER SMOKE!

by Dr.D-MagicJA69 April 23, 2011

Random Boner Syndrome (RBS)

Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.

Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!

by Ymerej Kcirrag August 12, 2008

Boner Shame

Embarrassment or shame for something or someone giving you a boner.

Dude!!! Have you no boner shame!!! She has cancer!!!

by FloodedMushroom August 25, 2011

Boner Sphere

The theoretical sphere which surrounds an attractive woman.

It is said that once a man steps inside that sphere, he will receive a firm and spontaneous boner.

Depending on how attractive a girl is, her B.S. radius may vary. The unit in which to measure a boner sphere is in veins popping. If the girl causes a boner with 3 veins popping, her boner sphere level is 3.

by Fuess March 13, 2011