BOLLOCKS

1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.

1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.

by Mikal June 7, 2004

bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.

I hate bollockings.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Bollocking

Frolicking with ones testicles out.

Pull your pants up and stop bollocking.

by fruitsaladsniffer January 7, 2016

bollock

Britian's way of saying fuck.

*man smashes finger*
"Bollock!"

by JEP August 30, 2007

Bollocking

to give out...

My boss just gave me a right bollocking...

by Cully April 1, 2003

Bollockic

Totally pointless conversation, talking shit, builshit, bollocks / bollock

I'm hanging out with these motherfucking wankers for some bollockic conversation at Boujis

by Solosplash April 19, 2012

bollocker

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003