Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.

Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!

by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010

yoink and boink

The act of kidnapping and subsequently raping a victim.

"Just wait 'til that honey stops to tie her shoe, that's when it's time for the yoink and boink!"

by D. Money February 21, 2008

boink

intercourse that lasts less than 2 minutes

"dood, that chick said gabe boinked her." "LOLZ"

by tekn0hippy May 25, 2006

Boink Oink

When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.

That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

Boink Slot

Vagina.

That boy would stick his dick in anything with a boink slot.

by Bombshell999 August 25, 2008

booby boink

A more fun way to say titfucking.

We didn't go all the way, but I let him booby boink me.

by SpacemanSpif24 January 06, 2010

boink friend

A good safe guy friend that you have sex with whenever either of you need it.

Tonight my boink friend and I are going to the movies and hanging out.

by stein217 November 18, 2009