both sides of the mouth

1.When a person says things they really don't mean.

2.To not own what one says.

3.two faced

"It became hard for Micheal to take Melanie seriously. She talks from both sides of the mouth."

by sauerpower June 11, 2006

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Both lips smiling

A phrase from Tiktok “both lips smiling” her face and 😸 lips smiling 😨🙏🏽

“You got both lips smiling right now 😇🙏🏽”

“Girl he’s so fine he got both my lips smiling 😜😍”

by Meli 🩷 July 27, 2023

Wilkes Booth

When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.

I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.

by Dick Onchin December 4, 2020

Swings both ways

A person are who enjoys having sexual relations with both sexes. It refers to both having sexual relations and relationships with both sexes.

Girl: Oh i heard you were thinking of hooking up with Anna
boy: yeah shes hot but i was thinking of calling mike
Girl: OH! you swing both ways.
boy: only for fun plus the sex is good.
boy: dave also swings both ways
Girl: no, way
boy: way!

by Quitelate June 11, 2006

god-botherer

a person who knocks on your door at an ungodly hour sunday morning, in an effort to convert you to the worship of his/her faith.

Housemate1: who was at the door?

housemate2: bloody god-botherer.

by adrian the great of Albany October 22, 2008

Borthday

Borthday, the opposite of a birthday. Also known as An Un-birthday a borthday occurs for everyone 364 times a year, the only exception being their birthday

"Hey Max, Happy Borthday!"
"Whoa, Dood you remembered, oh, and by the way, happy borthday!"
"No Max, Its my Birthday today, how could you forget D:"

by Carrotman August 8, 2010