Blump Club

The act of defecating into a condom while receiving a blowjob. The male then proceeds to swing the club-like, poo-filled prophylactic to hit the gleeful victim.

Man, is my arm tired from giving my lady a few too many swings with the ol' blump club.

by Der Crusher April 7, 2009

Blueprint

Someone or a group of people that people want to be or follow. The start of a movement

Beyoncé is the blueprint for music

by mvmina February 5, 2022

Bloppy

To feel bloated and/or excessively full after a meal. Often accompanied with feelings slight queasiness, gassiness, or lethargy.

I ate too much and now I feel bloppy.

by 1632 September 13, 2009

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

bluephie

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.

Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.

by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009

Blumpito

Receiving a blow job while you take a dump and eat a burrito.

I really like Doris...she loves Blumpitos!

by Chopper Nasty Dog III April 7, 2009

Blapple juice

Pretty much slander for apple juice

That blapple juice really tasted. Nice

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019