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make my brown eye blue

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.
I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.
by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006
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bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.
Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!
by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009
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don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?
by none of your fucking business November 17, 2003
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Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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Blue Eyes

A term with its roots in Egyptian culture, which was later adopted by the Nazis, used to refer to something that is supreme in every fashion.
"Woah! Blue Eyes is the best!"
by jhonsmith67676767 October 10, 2025
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toby downs’s blue eyes

toby has the prettiest blue eyes ever its not even funny :/ best way to describe them is if you gathered everything blue on planet earth and just mixed it in a pot, thats how blue his eyes are. beautiful.
bella: yo have you seen toby downs’s blue eyes?
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are
by bellakens October 25, 2020
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Blue Eyes

An extremely overrated eye color. It's very beautiful but sometimes gets too many compliments. 8-10% people worldwide have blue eyes.
Eyes blue, like the Atlantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
Linda: That guy is so cute, look at his baby blue eyes!
Sophie: *grumbles*
by trulyali November 22, 2021
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