blogging

blogging is the belief of haveing sexual oragasims threw the internet, also blogging them from the internet too the house.

I have a very good blogging stroke you may fall a victim too it good.=

by regardless devon victory June 4, 2010

Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022

boogering

The act of wiping your nose on someone while have a nose that's wet.
Most commonly happens with pets (dogs, cats)

Fuckin' whiskers wont stop boogering my shit.

by sirdefenition June 15, 2017

blogging

Blogging: If minds had anuses, blogging would be what your mind would do when it had to take a dump.

Random moron:Dude, my brain just took a massive, two-flush blogging!
Me: Shut up, idiot!
<proceed to beat up random idiot>

by death_by_snusnu September 28, 2007

boogering

A sport created for water sport fanatics who enjoyed wake boarding and kneeboarding and wanted a more open experience with no straps. First performed on Geist Lake with a boogie board instead of a wakeboard.

"That kid is a pro at boogering.. he really knows how to maneuver that board"

by Mattypoo January 19, 2006

shit-blogging

the practice of writing disparaging things in a blog that you would never say to person face-to-face (i.e. a boss, significant other, best friend, family member).

my friend and his girl broke up after he found out she'd been shit-blogging behind his back.

by Amber M. Lee January 15, 2007

Bloggernecker

A person who follows happenings from blog to blog and takes delight in watching other people self-destruct, talk about other people, spread gossip, and generally cause their own disasters.

Dude, I was a total bloggernecker the other day and MB posted on her blog about KG and then KG posted shiz about MB.

by Michelle Bernard January 28, 2009