Crop Blocked

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011

Croc Block

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.

"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."

by juliman November 29, 2012

learner's block

The inability for a certain period of time to learn something, no matter how hard you try. When the block is broken, you are able to learn again.

Man, I couldn't get how to do this for an hour, but I must have had learner's block, because it was sooo simple.

by Russel Gauthier April 8, 2007

Gamers Block

This is when you lack the motivation to play any game. It doesn't matter what or how the games is.

I had a gamers block the other day and couldn't find the motivation to play anything.

by KuraudoSutoraifu February 26, 2011

mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.

Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man

by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009

Art block

IT FUCKING HURTS LIKE HELL

Dude: Hey what's an 'Art Block'?
Me: PAIIIINNNNN

by Ashthekitten December 2, 2019

belly block

An action taken by rotund men and women wherein a dropped item is bounced off of a protruding gut rather than caught or allowed to hit the floor. This is often done with food, but can be done with any item dropped above the abdomen. When performed from a seated position, this maneuver is almost always effective, though it may have unfortunate side-effects (such as getting condiments on clothing).

I was taking my vitamins earlier and dropped one, but I totally belly blocked it onto the table.

That dude totally just belly blocked that hacky sack back into play.

by Talmanes December 13, 2006