Bapple

Bapples are simply bitches, no one likes them and they have small penises.

Girl1: That Bapple looks so tacky eww.
Girl2: That Bapple has no swag

by Tablestaples February 1, 2020

Bapple

This is like an apple, but bad! >:(

Don't eat these, you will die.

Dumb friend: Oh goodness gracious, thats a fine apple!
Smart friend: NO! THATS A BAPPLE!
Dumb friend: *eats apple, dies*
Smart friend: F in the chat

by bapple_hater February 18, 2020

Bapple sauce

If you spelled apple sauce with a b you can call it BAPPLE SAUCE

Me: can I have bapple sauce
Friend: what?
Me: bapple sauce
Friend: wtf is that?
Me: when you spell apple sauce with a b

by Ava2425 May 19, 2022

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

Bapple

The word Manny used in the long haul

Damn he gave her a bapple

by TYLANDASOURAS REX JR November 22, 2022

blapper

there’s only one valid definition: a good ass song

Damn, that movie had some serious blappers!

by oprah23 December 4, 2022

Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.

Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'

by FingerBangYourSister April 8, 2024