evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.

*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe

by Savagemylads November 30, 2018

Wool Blanket

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.

I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!

by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014

Dylan blanket

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session

Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.

by Ravi_Shankar August 10, 2020

Mentally Handi-Blacked

When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.

Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked

by was379 January 16, 2019

beer can blanket

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

by Timtastic January 4, 2009

blanket

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

by meteor_melee July 21, 2020