Blader

A blader is a person who roller blades very well. A blader is also a person who believes that rollerblading is not a sport, its a passion and a way of life.

me and my friends are such bladers

by itsAwayOFlyfe March 16, 2010

Bladderbang

An act,where a man puts a compressor inside the tip of his penis and blows the pressured air in the bladder blowing it up,resulting in something called the bladderbang.

Chris:"What's the most disgusting thing you can do with a compressor?"
Henry:"What?"
Chris:"Do a bladderbang with it."

by MasterCrusader January 29, 2017

Blunderbust

When you're supposed to cum (bust) on a girl's face in a porno but you miss her face or can't produce any cum at all.

Director: Ok Tyrone, now imam need you to bust oh her face.
Tyrone: alright boss- (misses her face)

Director: God fucking damn it Tyrone not another blunderbust!

by RE4LITY December 14, 2016

Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

blundercock

blundercock-one who completely lacks even the most basic of life skills. Usually refers to young males.

Can you believe that blundercock didn't know that you can't put metal in a microwave?

Yes, I can believe it. That boy is a total blundercock!

by BillyRayValentine March 18, 2019

Bedtime Blunder

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006

Camp Blinders

During summer camp when you experience the feels for someone who you would not normally be attracted to.

Jason: You know, I never noticed until now, but Lucy is kinda hot...

Nate: Na, man. It's just camp blinders.

by timewarp November 29, 2018