biscuit

1:A baked savoury snack to enjoy with beverages such as tea/coffee/milk.
2:A complete dumbass

'Get the rich tea out mary'
or
'You complete biscuit!'

by suzi September 25, 2004

biscuit

A tablet of ecstasy - MDMA

Yo, I just dropped a biscuit about 40 minutes ago and now I'm starting to roll.

by MofoSam June 9, 2003

IT biscuit

Slang for the hardware in a hopped up or modded system.

"Your computer is fast! What kind of IT biscuit did you feed it to make it so fast?"

OR:

My car is faster now that I installed an IT biscuit in the car's computer.

by James Weyand February 17, 2006

biscuits

1. darn it, fuck it, fuck, shit, oh damn
2. random doodling on lined paper when a certain techie vice-president of a certain start-up is supposed to be coding

1. "I just lost 1000 lines of code! Biscuits."
2. "...biscUIts Biscuits biscuits BISCUITS bIsCuItS BIScuits biscuTS...."

by May H. March 14, 2005

biscuits

Anything cool, sweet, awesome, incredible, wonderful, or good. Because biscuits are awesome.

Guy: So this chick was slobbing on my knob- oh man, that head was straight biscuits.

Dude #1: DUDE! I FOUND TWENTY BUCKS ON THE GROUND!
Dude #2: BISCUITS!

Chick: I was fucking the guy who wrote this definition, and it was nothing but biscuits for six hours.

by grey May 6, 2006

biscuiting

A slang for the act of intertubing in the water.

I went biscuiting yesterday on Lake Washington.

by Bridget Anderson July 2, 2008

biscuiting

The act of seeking out and consuming whole packets of biscuits from a late night news agent or 24 hour petrol station after a night/evening out.

After a night of pubs, clubs and gigs, one might find themselves craving hobnobs, or chocolate digestive biscuits, or chocolate caramel digestive biscuits in the early hours of the morning, often on the journey home. Biscuiting participants will usually be traveling on foot, but may find a willing driver to complete the mission. note - The verb is 'To go biscuiting', not 'To biscuit'

After making it home from London to Brighton, the boys went biscuiting in the nearest available 24 hour petrol station, hoping to satisfy the post gig hunger with a packet of Rich Teas, and fuel the remaining journey home.

by Captain Mischief December 2, 2007