bafazzled

Being in the mental state of absolute Mind Bogglingly confusion

Hey Jill what are you doing today?
I am going to find out what sound the color giraffe makes…

I am now bafazzled that you said that

by IplayedAgainstGrimsley June 4, 2022

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bafazzled

When you are in the state of absolute mind bogginlgy confusion

Jill: I don’t have any dares

Zach: I am absolutely bafazzled you don’t have a single dare

by IplayedAgainstGrimsley June 10, 2022

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Bedazzlepuss

When her vagina has a 2 carat clot sequined lips glitter and smell like dryer sheets

Omfg did you see Ava’s bedazzlepuss blinged the fuck out last night I was ready to purpose

by Mork hiemen July 27, 2024

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Bazzled

Coined by Hendrik of December 10, a term to express extreme surprise or shock,

generally used in a positive context

‘It bazzled me’

(I’ve never said that word in my life)
‘I’m bazzled’

by BazzleBerry January 21, 2026

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the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie May 10, 2014

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