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Bazinga Brain

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
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being 100

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Nick: Being 100?... Angela
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Bazinga

A catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks.

As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!
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Boy, that guy is bugging the shit out of me, he sure is Being a Douglas !
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