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Beatrice Toaster

hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster
by young gen c December 2, 2019
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Betterererererer

Bettererererererer is better then the regular better
Math is betterererererer then English
by Stunpals October 23, 2019
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batteries

visiting your crush in the hospital after a minor fit. you want to help recharge his batteries but you're not sure you are the right one for the job.
hi, i want to sit with you for a while and remind you of a future that can be bright if we want it. and when youre better and your batteries recharged, i would love to be in it, hold you in my arms and never look back again.
by Krkič January 23, 2020
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Betterist

Not the best, but better than the rest. A runner-up.
Joey didn't win the paste eating contest but he did more betterist than the other guys
by Daddy Two Stroke March 19, 2021
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Beatrice

The king of kings. God of gods. Bea is better than you, and everyone else. He will dominate the world, and dominatey your mother. Beatrice gets bitches.
Damn dude did you see Beatrice’s killer fit today?
by Beanie1312 October 7, 2022
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Car Batteries

A type of battery that's used in cars and is said to be harmless and even beneficial to the fish if it's disposed in the ocean
According to Google, "Throwing car batteries into the ocean is perfectly safe and in fact is actually beneficial for aquatic life!"
by DontBelieveMyDefinitionsFFS September 27, 2021
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Batterie

Batterie is a ship from the indie game OFF, made in 2003 and translated from french to english in 20011 made by Unproductive Fun Time and developers consisting of Martin Georis ("Mortis Ghost") and Alias Conrad Coldwood. It has gotten a sizable attraction from social media and public for it’s storyline, characters. The Batter is on a mission to “purify“ the world of OFF. The gameplay of Off is similar to that of classic RPGs.

Zacharie is the game's item vendor, buying and selling items to and from The Batter. His shop is the only one in the game, and he often shows up in new areas or shortly before difficult fights. Zacharie is largely amicable and optimistic, as he laughs when you talk to him and seems to enjoy the company of The Batter and of those around him. Zacharie and The Batter are often seen interacting since he sells items to The Batter, providing him with items, giving him clues, etc.

During the OFF anniversary stream, Mortis Ghost stated that Zacharie would smoke weed, dab, and is either a Capricorn or a Cancer.He also mentioned that in an alternate universe, Zacharie and the Batter could be in a romantic relationship, meaning that Zacharie is likely not heterosexual. And this lead fans to do the internet slang term of “Ship “ two characters, Shipping, initially derived from the word relationship, is the desire by fans for two or more people, either real-life people or fictional characters (in film, literature, television, etc.) to be in a romantic relationship.
man 1: have you heard of Batterie?
man2: wow you ship that? fuckin loser
man 1: oh
by that one peanutist May 1, 2021
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