Becker Middle School

The most retarded school known to man. This school claims to be "drug free" but every other week another kid is getting kicked out for drugs. Every one in there is fake and all the girls are whores, while the guys are players. The only good thing about the school is getting out of it. But there are two chicks named Lizzi and Athena who are the coolest people you will ever meet that go there.

Person 1: Dude, you know that really gay school?
Person 2: Oh yeah, you mean Becker Middle School?

by Craig6969696 November 22, 2011

becker pecker

A slut who will suck anyone's dick for fun.

Damn. Thats Becker pecker right there.

by 666jackass666 April 14, 2016

sara becker

A very bitchy abnoxious person that shouldnt be in society because she has very bad diseases that cause her to go out of control.

Allison: Did you see how Katie was acting today?

Claudia:Yes she was acting just like sara becker!

by mr big belly April 17, 2011

Casey Becker

Casey (double Decker) Becker is larger person who goes by many names, some think of him as a baby hippopotamus. He is very sociable but many people hate him. His claim to fame is his size. He is also has a group of freshman girls who can't get enough of him I.E Maggie.

Bob: Hey is that Casey Becker?

Maggie: where!?!?

by dilstradamus May 25, 2014

beckeresque

Having properties similar to Becker, such as:
1. being obsessed with the military
2. being anal about stupid things
3. trying to run every group your a part of like a dictator
4. craving neil's balls on at least a subconscious level
5. getting ridiculously angry for no reason

Charlie, those secret service glasses make you look beckeresque, take them off before I hit you.

by n/ A February 4, 2007

Brecker

A crazy farter.

He farts so much you would want to die

That fart smells like a Brecker

by DirtyMudFries September 7, 2017

Becker

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.

Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}

Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}

Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."

American viewer: "What a Becker."

by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009