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Freshman Celebrity

An upper-classman living on campus that is very popular with the freshman.
"Dude, Daren is such a Freshman Celebrity...he's going ghost hunting with those freshman again hahhaha."
by ChinKilla March 1, 2009
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celebrity

ppl who just appear and act out in movies that ppl like following around instead of the ppl who actually put thought, time and money into making the movie. the only thing celebrities do are whine about their mini insignificant problems without even concidering that normal ppl have problems that actually MATTER and expect everyone to care. i might see some light in stupid ppl following singers around, but not actors. if neone can just go act in a movie or get $10 million per episode then all of us can or should! ppl who actually contribute to the economy should be the ones who get $100 billion a year.

they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.
Me: "Hey, I just created the cure for Cancer, ended poverty and ended war."
Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."
Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"
Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."

the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 21, 2005
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celebrity marriage

the "union" of a relatively famous person to another person, regardless of fame, for popular or financial gain; infamous for ending before the presents are opened
Jennifer Lopez has a different celebrity marriage every season.
by wingtang December 14, 2003
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nude celebrity websites

(n.) websites with compendiums of famous women in bikinis (which are claimed to be nude), nipple slips, grainy footage from early 90's tv showing them faking orgasms for the camera, uncountable broken links, faked pictures and constant requests to sign up for three day trials using your credit card.
I'm through with nude celebrity websites; my credit card information is not worth a picture of Britney spears 2001 upskirt getting out of a limo or a picture of Trish stratus nipple appearing.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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myspace celebrity

Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.

example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden
Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!
by simplydumb April 1, 2007
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celebrity pass

a celebrity (or celebrities) that your significant other would allow you to fuck if you ever get the chance to, which you most probably won't. it is crucial that any and all celebrity passes be decided upon in advance with the agreement of both partners.
Mason cheated on me with some trashy ho and tried to play it off as a celebrity pass, but it turns out her only claim to celebrity was an IMDB entry for a porno movie from the 90s. I'm dumping his ass.
by SandyVag October 24, 2008
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Z - Grade Celebrity

a so called celeribity from shows like Big Brother, only popular for the time the show is on, but when its over they are never heard off again
Robbo - "Hey wotever happened to Stacey from Big Bro??"

Johno - "Dude that was last season, she is a Z - Grade Celebrity
by Peter Alexander August 5, 2008
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