Justin Beiber

Voice of a dead cat

Wait, that's offensive to dead cats....sorry mittens

Why are you listening to JB??????
That's not Justin Beiber that's just our neighbours cat dying, he's been ready to die for1 week and a half

by Pj Phoenix August 12, 2014

justin beiber's mom

The stupidest person in the world to give birth

If you think pregnant teens are bad parents, look at justin beiber's mom!

by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014

Justin Beiber

A 5'2 tall kid who acts like he's black and tries to rap even though he's whiter than his mom's anus.

Yo, stop trying to be black. You're just a Justin Beiber nigga.

by Justin is a cunt. March 26, 2010

beiber back ride

When a grown black male lets an underage kid ride him piggy back style naked while singing a Justin Beiber song. This sexual act is highly illegal and frowned upon.

Lil Wayne just gave that kid a beiber back ride

by jbfanatic May 2, 2010

Wanna beiber

A douchebag who tries way to hard to look like the singer and performer "Justin Beiber".

He's such a Wanna beiber its not even funny.

by John dough yo December 1, 2010

giving a justin beiber

sucking a mooses dick while singing into its asshole

justin beiber:oh i just want someone to be giving a justin beiber

dude:you sick fuck!!!!!

by fuckyoufuckyou March 23, 2010

Justin Beiber Friday

This is what happens when you think its gonna be a Bon Jovi Friday (see Urban Dictionary Bon Jovi Friday) but realize that you in fact have to work the next day.

Not nearly as cool as a Bon Jovi Friday, the Justin Beiber Friday is pretty lame and disappointing...kind of like falling face first down a flight of stairs and landing in dog poo.

DUDE its Bon Jovi Friday BIOTCHES!!!

No stupid boss is making me work tomorrow so I guess this is a Justin Beiber Friday for me FML!

by I AM ERICA Bitch May 29, 2011