bed

To make somebody sleep by singing a lullaby or by other means.

Kemi: Have you put the kids to bed
Kunle: Yes ma'am

by DollyP February 4, 2008

bed

you fuck on the bed

fuck me on the bed daddy!

by frfrfrfrfrfrfrfrfrf March 31, 2020

Bedding

the acting of shoving you finger up your bum and masturbating to create a sense of gayness.

"oh man last night i gave myself the biggest bedding"

by charles dickons November 24, 2011

no- bed

a tramp using the kirb as a pillow and newspaper as a cover

omg u stupid no- bed

by clur May 14, 2005

bed

bed is an acronym for be dominated

In BDSM play when retiring for the night, and heading for bed, the husband
(a top) should point his finger at his wife (a sub) and say in a stern manner "bed"

by St Ias January 2, 2006

annoying bed

A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"

by DeKnees August 17, 2020

Bed Vulcan

A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed.

I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.

by bored2009 July 28, 2009