Becker, n.

The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman

Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!

by eric December 7, 2004

Beckers

A spunky nick-name for a girl named Rebecca / Rebekah. Typically, one who acquits herself of the unoriginal and overused Becky or Becca nick-names. A sizzling, passionate personality like a fire, she'll keep you warm and is pretty to look at. But beware getting too close, or you will get burned.

Let's call Beckers. She's always up for doing something exciting!

by Beckers27 May 17, 2011

beecher

1. a sexual procedure wherein a man's penis becomes inverted after a sex change to become a vagina. Also known as "the dugout canoe" procedure.
2. the slang word for the medical procedure of micropenis.

Person 1: So I just learned my ex-boyfriend got a sex change.
Person 2: Eww. Was he the one with a beecher of a penis?
Person 1: Yeah, but the funny thing is, he decided to get his beecher beechered!

by Suckacockuhweeuh March 17, 2009

bechberger

The act of not finishing a beer but claiming you had.

During a drinking game one could yell at another contestant who is not finishing his drinks: "Don't bechberger that beer!"

by psk-GT December 16, 2004

tony becker

A god. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Satan, this behemoth of muscle and rage can not be stopped. If you ever see him be glad ... this is because he is allowing you to live.

Tony Becker would bitch slap Jesus so hard he'd go away for another 3 days.

by TheWalmartGreeter September 7, 2014

Becker

A verb that describes the act of lowering one's expectations for something in order to prevent against the disappointment of them not being met. It is derived from the popular TV sitcom of the same name (Becker) in which the titular character played by Ted Danson lived by a mantra of "no expectations, no disappointment." He would repeat that phrase to anyone who was attempting to get him to be more optimistic about something or just life in general, which was against his nature. He would also use the phrase to remind himself to lower his expectations when they were high.

Greg: Hey Luke tell Tom what happened to you last night
Luke: Ok
Greg: Tom this is the best story you will ever hear man.
Luke: Whoa, Becker your expectations a bit, it's not that good.
Tom: Beckered.

by Tom3457mofo April 28, 2014

The Becera Statue of Liberty

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.

Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.

by THEHOARD October 25, 2010