Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

beater's curve

A very curved penis, perhaps caused by an excessive amount of masturbation.

Man, I was watching porn last night and the dude had the hugest beater's curve. He could've done that chick around a corner.

by big daddy tmac June 11, 2009

Beauner

Getting a boner (or just getting turned on) from Beau Bokan.

I was at a blessthefall concert today, and when Beau walked on stage, I immediately got a beauner.

by Captain Smelly Eyes August 1, 2012

Fetus Beater

1. A woman who get's an abortion.

2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.

1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."

by RedSandDuster January 2, 2011

Meat Beaters

Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.

Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!

by One bleeding testicle in a box June 25, 2005

bible-beater

a person who's overly religious in their thinking, and takes the christian beliefs system waaay to far and literally. may or may not end up knocking atr your door or on the streets of a large city trying to convince you to become a monk, or to convert to xyv religion.

i said i am not becomming a nun you damn bible beater!

by gillian May 3, 2004