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barnoldswick

Rock 'n' Roll town in Lancs. Ccontains such legends as Tony "Tucker" Pollit, Brett "the hitman" Hartley, Matt Heald and Adam "the hooker" Wheeler.
I saw Tony "Tucker" in barnolsweek what a legend.Barnoldswick is way more hanging than scum bucket earby.
by matty hasan May 15, 2007
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Barney Stinson

Ted: Barney-
Barney Stinson: This isn't barney. But I hear that guy's awesome.
by BarnacleStinson January 21, 2011
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Barney Frank'd

Can mean many things. It is typically used to describe something the government fucks up, and can also be used to describe government taxing you up the ass. In Massachusetts you are expected just to bend over and take it, thus being Barney Frank'd.
I just payed my taxes in Massachusetts and I've really gotten Barney Frank'd this year.

Fannie May and Freddie Mac really got Barney Frank'd.

Wow, the DMV was such a pain in the ass. I got Barney Frank'd so bad I could swear Barney Frank himself had bent me over anf fucked me in the ass.
by Sparisi1122 March 28, 2009
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bargoyle

noun.
A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.
"That drunken asshat is nothing more than a Friday night bargoyle!"
by etronthemachinehat March 2, 2010
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Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.
Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).
by AYB June 13, 2003
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Frozen Barney

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
by roaxan August 12, 2008
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barnyard egg

A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.
Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.

Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!
by Little Smokey December 25, 2007
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