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barbie

A blonde plastic girl that is very popular towards young girls between the ages of 3-6. She has the perfect life and owns a pink house and a convertible. She has many friends. Barbie can be very scarey at times because she does not blink and will stare at you no matter where you are; she also smiles 24/7 even when you break her head off.
Barbie is a waste of money, if you buy her then you'll have to buy her friends, and her house and her sisters and her car and her ken. BARBIE IS A BIG WASTE OF MONEY!
by IwannaBe December 28, 2005
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barbi

My girlfriend is a barbi, she is very hot!
by Jordan Burbach May 5, 2007
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barbie

A doll that girls about 5 years old like playing with, when they get to about 9 years old they enjoy decapitating barbie or cutting off her limbs, basicaly destroying this. Girls see this as a way of growing up.
When some bimbo girls are about 15 they aspire to have the looks and the figure of Barbie, a plastic doll. Which is really sad indeed.
5 YEAR OLD : Lets go and play barbies, I have the new car and the new house and barbies new friend and EVERYTHING. I love barbies so much! Yey Barbie!
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9-10 YEAR OLD: Do you wanna play 'kill barbie' I call the scissors and the pen knife, you can have the lighter! Woo!
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15 YEAR OLD: Babrie is a lucky girl. i wish i had a her figure shes got such a slim body! I wish i had blonde hair *sighs*.
by QueenOfThePixies April 13, 2006
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barbie

"throw another shrimp prawn on the barbie
by eH? March 17, 2003
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Barby

Come on mate, lets fire up the barby”
“Put some stake and onions on the barby, mate”
by Robby101 November 3, 2006
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barbie

The plastic/silicone version of Paris Hilton with a variety of high-paying college-graduate jobs.
Dumb Girl 1: "Oh, look, it's surgeon barbie!"

Dumb Girl 2: "Oh, look, it's barbie, the real-estate mogul from Dubai!

Wise Man: "Oh, look, it's crackhead/anorexic barbie, the underweight model from Hollywood's dumpster!"
by mark101 June 15, 2008
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barbie

a female plastic thing with too-large boobs, too-small waist, and painted on underwear. it is scientifically known that anyone with boobs that large and a waist that small would topple over as soon as they stand up.

i liked to cut all her hair off when i was a kid.
dad: why are there always naked barbies laying around the house??
by pinkslips April 14, 2007
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